bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril

Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.