Penis Envy

A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.

Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.

Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!

Nice guy: sounds like penis envy

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