the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists
this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on
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To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.
Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunnรยฉ on in the bogs.
Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.
I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.
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the most badass chigger in town. enjoys cake and busting faces.
omg, fragster just ate a whole jamaican ginger cake before busting mike tyson's face
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The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.
Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.
White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"
Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.
White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it
Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.
White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.
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To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.
Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.
With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.
When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!
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