Sammy

abrv - Samantha Janus = Rhyming slang = Anus

"Hey Dave, how did you get on with the blonde last night?" "I had a right result, bosh bosh, I gave her both lumps right up the Sammy, HAVE THAT!"

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Low self esteem

Slut

Man A "Hey did you here about shelly"

Man B "No what happened"

Man A "Apparently she boarded the football bus and banged the whole team"

Man B "Dammm shame we missed out, I'd heard Shelley has low self esteem"

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