post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

Yeetus

Same energy as its predecessor yeet, but its use of “-us” at the end makes it appear to have much more elegance and sophistication.

“Yeetus yeetus, deletus thy fetus!”

Who else read that in a British accent

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u succ

The greatest insult known to man, next to No U.

Person 1: I might’ve accidentally burned your house down...
Person 2: u succ
Person 1: *GSAP*

Fahm

A step above fam, knowing that this person thinks you’re cool, amazing, and a nice person to be with, even if it could just be as a great friend. Pronounced like “fam” but in a British accent.

Person 1: Ayyyy fahm how are you doing?
Person 2: Feeling kinda lonely, but you’re already making me feel better fahm.

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