Manapause

A natural decline in reproductive hormones when man reaches his 40s or 50s.
Manopause is signalled by 12 months since last manstration.

I forgot to call my wife when I was on the booze due to manapause.

I forgot the alarm code to my batch that I've owned for two years at Raetihi because I was manapausal.

I moved my family from NZ to England multiple times due to manapausal indecision.

Dadbrador

Term used for father's who finish surplus food, usually from their own children. Term relates to the role of the family Labrador dog who usually eats all left overs

Dadbrador, do you want these dumplings the kids didn't eat?

Kids- Dad, we are full and can't eat these.
Dad - hmmm, I don't want to waste good food, here I'll Dadbrador them.

Dadbradorian

Dadbradorian

Related to the term Dadbrodor. Like a Vegetarian or a Pescatarian a Dadbradorian is a dad who only eats specific food groups. Essentially these are......all the food groups. Also has been known to Dadbrador some items not really considered food.

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.