When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.
Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...
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My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS
When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.
My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.
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Similar to the glory hole but this hole is way bigger and can fit multiple dicks... #GloryGape #GoogleGloryHole
Went to johnjohns house. A bathroom I entered had a glory gape... 4 limps drooped from the hole.
When someone you know had a chance to do something that took balls to accomplish and won't go attempt to do it. Instead of pussying out he Vag'd out.
My buddy had a chance to fuck this girl at the bar but he wouldn't go talk to her. He Vag'd Out....