White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

geniusm

When someone displays brilliance

“Yea, right. A regular geniusm.” Said Philana, in response.

Hosetti

Large tubular pasta, bigger and less ribbed than penne.

The chef and onlooker mistook hosetti for penne, but I set them straight.

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH