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A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.
"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."
When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My boys and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies when all of a sudden when one of the homies went to go initiate one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch him down.
That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.
A person whoâs addicted to talking and just canât stfu if they tried
Anyone got any sewing needles and threading? Itâs the only way Iâm gonna be able to stitch this Yappoholicâs mouth shut
When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in
Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it ð¤
YUI short for yapping under the influence is when youâve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldnât while sober
âI was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?â
âYeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires