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Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."

Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick

by Daddy Domt Mess Around August 1, 2017


Doorknob

The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.

Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.

Phil: Yells "doorknob!"

Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.

Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.

Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.

by Daddy Domt Mess Around August 1, 2017

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