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August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021


National Milk Day

Drink Milk tons of it doesn't matter if your lactose intolerant drink it.

Hey bro guess what?

Yeah man?

It's National Milk Day

Wait no.

Yes.

No.

Yes

by Daddy Father June 1, 2021