Verbal Cameltoe

When you practice no filters while speaking with someone and leave nothing to the imagination. It is the verbal equivalent of a young girl wearing a provocative outfit accented by an eye popping camel toe.

If my husband at work hadn’t used the F word three times, the H word twice and the C word once in front of all his female coworkers maybe he wouldn’t be in the HR office again. He suffers from a bad case of Verbal Cameltoe!

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

Grumple

The area between your grandpas asshole and balls. On young people it’s known as the taint.

After all these years grandma went to a spa where they gave her beaver a Brazilian and she found out that they can also hook grandpa up with an asshole bleach and a grumple shave.

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micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!