Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

ybnsmljcoiwbsy

You better not suck my large juicy cock otherwise I will bitch slap you

Boy: "ybnsmljcoiwbsy"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "doesn't matter"