Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.

“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”

Shitternig

A nigga that shits a lot

Black guy: I’ve shit 4 times today
Normal person: ur a shitternig