JPD

An acronym standing for John Proctor's Dick, John Proctor a main character in The Crucible is a handsome busty man that any women would definitely want to get with.

Marry Warren: Yo why is Abby always cravin the JPD.
Rebecca Nurse: Because she is a total slut bag, duh.

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Lobsterjuiceachino

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!