Bloody warrior

A man has sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period, after proceeding to ejaculate in her. He pulls out, grabs his dick and squeezes all of the blood off. Then runs his hand down his face. Screaming "A warrior is born".

Yo bro, I'm feeling alpha as fuck today. Last night I ran my girls period blood down my face. Creating the mark of a "bloody warrior".

The gay homie

When a group of Male friends get together in a circle and start to beat each other off, the first one to ejaculate becomes the gay homie, at which point the rest of the friends beat him up. Dubbing him the gay homie.

"Hey bro think we went too rough on Carlos last night, his face is swollen pretty bad". "Well he shouldnt be so gay, when we play the gay homie".

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The curious George

When a group of black men cuck your wife and she gets pregnant, names the baby George. Leaving them wondering who their real father is for the rest of their life. Leading them on a adventure.

My wife finally told our child I was not their real father. Now they are curious who is. The Curious George as you would say.

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

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The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.

My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.

A disappointed father

A sexual revenge act

When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.

When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.

Resurrection of Christ

A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.

“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”