Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

Cinna Roll

When you blow a load in a girls mouth, then she flips you over, spits in your bum then eats the warm white goo, like frosting off a cinnamon roll.

“Bro, this sorority girl gave me the craziest Cinna Roll I’ve ever had last night. It left me tingling.”

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Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

Biscuits and Gravy Platter

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.

Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!