bum riddance

An expression of sorrow to see someone or something good departing.

It was bum riddance to see Charles retire after 45 years.

snoot surfing

When a dog sticks his head out the open window of a moving car and sniffs the air.

Sparky is snoot surfing when we drive through the country.

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modogamous

To love only one dog at a time

She's modogamous, she loves only Sparky; he's a good dog.

doobs

Dorsal Boobs: globs of fat, taking on the appearance of nippleless breast, found on the back of obesse women when enhanced and scultped by a halter top.

Look at the doobs on the back of that fat chick with the white halter top on coming out of Wal-Mart

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Estrogenitis

A psychotic condition found in humanoid males who work with many females of the species. Estrogenitis's proximal cause is the inhalation of a toxic dose of secreted hormonal estrogen. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Hair loss, memory loss, weight gain, notcuria, binge drinking and insomnia. Symptoms take at least 10 years of exposure before manifestation with married males typically affected at higher rates. Treatment modalities include, but are not limited to: Beer consumption beyond a BAL of .08, working on automobiles, riding Harley Davidsons, driving beyond the posted speed limit and shooting weapons of any type.

After working with Angie for 17 years I've got estrogenitis: I've started drinking, I can't sleep through the night, I've put on 20 pounds, My hair is graying and I'm going bald

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flowbee

Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.

My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.