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Amuzuni

Amuzuni is a raparese hacker and manga artist. If you meet Amuzuni, you should proceed with great caution. If you're a male, you are probably fine. If you are a female, just make sure she doesn't see you as competition or she'll hunt you down and stick a shovel down your throat.

"Did you hear how Amuzuni put a shovel in that bitch's throat?"
"Oh my fuckin' god, Amuzuni doxed my ass."

by Dadornetto January 6, 2018

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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto January 6, 2018