Carrot

Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

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