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The GTs

The "GTs" is a severe case of Delirum Tremens or "DTs". It is an advanced and possibly fatal stage of Alcohol Withdrawal.

Mike: "Christ! Cathy, bring some alcohol for Martin, quick!"

Cathy: "Why's that?"

Mike: "He's got the GTs!"

Martin: "W..what's the GTs, Mike?"

Mike: "It's like the DTs, only faster!"

by Daevid Carter November 22, 2010

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Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.

If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!

by Daevid Carter December 19, 2010

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