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an act of having sex on a plane
I had a flying fuck with my wife on the way to LA
A code sent to Russian officials
Trump on Twitter: fake news and bad media covfefe
*Trump turns to Mike Pence*
Trump: They'll never figure out what that really means
Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants
Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker
Dumbass: "how about we build a wall to keep those Latinos off our property?"
You: "They could just dig a tunnel you idiot"