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an act of having sex on a plane
I had a flying fuck with my wife on the way to LA
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Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants
Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker
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Dumbass: "how about we build a wall to keep those Latinos off our property?"
You: "They could just dig a tunnel you idiot"
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A code sent to Russian officials
Trump on Twitter: fake news and bad media covfefe
*Trump turns to Mike Pence*
Trump: They'll never figure out what that really means