parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

Urban tumbleweed

plastic container/bags being tossed around the streets by the wind.

As the wind blew, the urban tumbleweed floated and rolled down the block.