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fanger

1. Used as a disparaging term used to describe a vampire. 2. The only acceptable usage is if it's used by a vampire especially when speaking to another vampire.

1. Cletus: Git, fanger, nobody wants you round here, breathin' all the human beans air!

2. Eric: fanger, you whooped on that white girl, Sookie Stackhouse.

Bill: nah, fanger, that's just a hole I use to get that good-good, the OG red sauce, not that fake-ass True Blood shit.

by Dafydd y Cymro July 28, 2021


urban clearance sale

When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.

Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.

Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.

by Dafydd y Cymro January 11, 2022


gender

A division of people into two (or more) groups. There is some conflict to what the divisions are, but luckily we have great minds like AOC to tell us how we should be divided. Her critical gender theory: those that menstruate, and those that don't.

AOC: My new critical gender theory: there are two types of people; those that menstruate, and those that do not. Some trans women menstruate. Some non-binary people menstruate. Some cis- women don't menstruate.

A rational thinker: menstruation is "the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina." If you don't have a uterus, you might experience some of the symptoms of PMS, the rise and fall of hormones, with cramping, swelling, nausea, etc... but those are symptoms related to, but is not menstruation.

AOC: You're a man, I wouldn't expect you to understand what menstruation is.

A critical thinker: It appears I understand the science better than you do.

by Dafydd y Cymro September 9, 2021

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