Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

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Dagger

This is the art of being able to thrust the living shit out of any girl or guy. This is usually performed in clubs.

Declan: yo Steve, I daggered yo mom last night

Steve: who put 20pence in you, you cunt

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