Trump Train

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.

Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.

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