lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

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tube

Noun: A derisive and/or derogatory term for a Woman's vagina.

Dahveed: "Yo Emy, why'd you break-up with Jackie?"

Emy: "I was tired of banging her tube"

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"

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brode

Noun: See broad

Sounds like: (b)road

Intentional mis-pronunciation of the term broad, with the same definition.

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"

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