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When you are banging a fit bird and are ready to cum in 60 seconds so you pull out and cum on her top lip and make car noises
Oh mate I was banging that 10 the other night and I was gonna cum in seconds so I whipped it out and gave her a lamborghini cum tash!
When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum
Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri
Chuckle brothered is where a man puts on a strap on facing backwards so he has a cock in front and at the back, he then has 2 girls bend over in front and behind him and he thrusts backwards and forwards fucking both girls and each time saying "to me, to you"
" hey bro I chuckle brother the shit out of 2 grils last night"
Its a Homosexual anti inflammatory medication.
Man im not feeling gay enough today said Chris, i think ill pop a couple of ibuprefermen tablets