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Any man insecure about the size of his penis.
He acts as if he's a BobMiles, always bragging about his truck, and how much he enjoys kissing his dad on the mouth.
When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.
Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.
When a guy shoots his load in a woman's fist while getting a handy. Best if done without warning.
I gave my gf a Creme Horn this morning, she took it like a champ.