intoxifried

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.

Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.

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tight head

real old school Harlem slang for one with kinky hair

With that tight head she must be for real.

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galavantin'

Looking for trouble. Out doing something your parents, spouse, teacher, and/or preacher wouldn't approve of. Breaking laws and moral codes definately fall under the category of "galavantin'"

Don't worry Mom, we won't be gone too long. We're just going galavantin'.

Aw honey, what you upset for? Me and the boys was just galavantin'.

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TNLNSL

Took Nothing Left Nothing Signed Log - Term used as shorthand for geocaching.

I found the cache, TNLNSL

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exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

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mah

A sound of frustration, surprise, or any sudden emotion. An exclaimation. Can also mean that you don't care about what is happening or being said. Showing a lack of interest. Similar to 'meh'

"MAH!" ~scared or surprised, even excited in a certain situation

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS &^%%&$# PIECE OF &^%$ COMPUTER!!!" ~anger

"...mah" ~in response to a statement you could care less about. (can also be said meh)

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