Crumb

(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.

1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.

2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.

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googies

(n) What you need to get obliterated
(v) Getting obliterated
(adj) Feeling great as a result of alcohol or drugs

(n) Wezly Dude needed to get some googies from the man on the corner so he could get retarded tonight.

(v) Vern was always afraid to get googies because his mother always told him it would prohibit him from getting into college.

(adj) When Riebel gets googies he likes to point out girls' saddle-straps and give strawberry shortcakes

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56 Cup Beer Pong

(n) A game of beer pong in which 56 cups are used. The cups are lined up in seven rows of eight. There are three players per team. Each player has a "designated cup" on their side. That cup must be filled with beer to the very top. When the opposing team shoots a ball into that cup, the player who chose that cup as his "designated cup" must chug it immediately--the game does not continue until the cup is empty. If all three players on a team make a cup, the balls are "brought back" and that team gets to shoot again. If a ball lands and stays on top of the area where the brims of four cups meet, all four cups are considered hit. Bouncing is NOT two cups. No gentelman's shots. Two balls in the same cup does not end the game--the shooter of the second ball that went in gets to shoot again. Approximate game time is 45 minutes.

Tom, Fini, and Riebel are the ultimate 56 cup beer pong champions...even though Tom was stupid enough to play with Jungle Juice instead of beer. He ended up with his face licking the toilet bowl the rest of the night. Riebel held the team together by hitting every cup his team requested. Fini...well Fini was doing pretty bad but was still happy either way because it was his 20th birthday.

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