Chicken leg

The act of pulling your dick out of your pants in a public place and yelling “chicken leg!” And put you cock back before you get noticed. Extra point for playing in a mall, triple the points for playing in school and not getting caught.

Chicken leg!

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Tard rage

Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.

Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.

Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!

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Jagger

Jagger is a complete jerk who will often try to befriend you, but only if you have something they want. During this time they will insult you, try to embarrass you, and when you do that back to them in a much nicer more playful way, they will get pissed and often times go into a tard rage on you. You best start running when this happens, because this motherfucker can’t take a goddamn joke to save their life.

That guy is such a jagger. He got pissed at me because I called him an asshole, even though yesterday he told me I was a worthless piece of garbage! What a dick.

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