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Covidtango

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.

by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020


covidy

an adjective or adverb applied to any and all items and/or behaviors related to the germy world of Covid 19 brought into a quarantined household by the outside world.

Keep that covidy grocery bag out of my kitchen! And while you're at it, stop walking around the touching everything without washing your hands first and acting all covidy like that. Ugghh

by Dallasjeni April 13, 2020

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quaranfiling

The act of filing for divorce during the Covid-19 pandemic quarantine.

Jim said he was quaranfiling on his wife, tired of fighting over who's turn it was to help homeschool little Johnny during the Covid-19 Shelter-in-Place order.

by Dallasjeni May 3, 2020


stay-at-homeschooling

The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.

The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020


QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020


Covid Rich

The state of being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. (Toilet Paper and n95 masks moves you on to Covid Barron status).

Forget her bank account, Jeni is Covid Rich! Did you see all of that Lysol at her house at that Zoom on-line party?

by Dallasjeni April 18, 2020