Scoob

Cockney rhyming slang for a number 2. Scooby-doo - number 2.

I'm going to be late for warm-up because I need to go for a pre-match Scoob.

Vibe Vacuum

That person who can suck any enjoyment and happiness out of any situation. A fun sponge. A mood hoover.

We were have such a great time until Gerard came along. He's such a vibe vacuum

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Baglord

A mixture of the type of person who is Douchebag and a Douchelord. i.e. the very worst kind of person that you would ever want to meet.

Me: I went out with Jerry last night. He is such a Baglord.

Friend: You will never want to see him again will you?
Me: I've deleted all my accounts, changed phone number, moved house and sought counselling.