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Celebrities trying to get attention by posting on social media about the Corona Virus.
That moron Kathy Griffin tried to go coviral, but she was sent home from the hospital with diarrhea.
The act of using jumper cables to bake a potato shoved in your partners rectum.
After receiving a Cardiff Electric, Vinnie couldn't shit right for a month.
The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
Receiving a hand-job from your brother while operating a big rig.
Joe gave me a Trucker Andy to help me focus on the road.
To have your credit card information stolen.
Oh shit I just got zumocked! Some asshole just charged $1200 worth of energy drinks and bikini briefs to my visa, at K-Mart!
While in bed receiving fellatio, placing the covers over your partners head, yelling "toot toot" and giving them a dutch oven.
When I want Veronica to really gag on my cock, I give her the old Steamboat Willie!