Stop Doing That

You know exactly what I mean. Stop it.

Me (being tapped repetitively by Person 1): Stop doing that.
Person 1: What am I doing?
Me: Something that you should stop doing.

Person 2: This is my first amendment right! If you don't like it, that's too bad.
Me: Stop doing that.
Person 2: Well OK, if you insist.

Rebel: Fuck the government.
Me: Stop doing that.
Rebel: No YOU stop it!
Me: *Head explodes*

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