awvish

Pronounced Orvish

When you wanna do stuff, but its raining and your stuck inside and theres nothing to do, and you have no energy to do it, but you wanna do something anyway, then you get all tense and wanna destroy things and end up lying in bed gritting your teeth staring at the ceiling totally furious and feeling like utter SHIIIIITE!!!

First Guy: "Theres nothin to do, Im AWVISH. AAAAUUUAAUUAUAARRRGHEH!!!"

Second Guy: "AAAARRRRGGHHAAAAGGAAAHH!!"

Third Guy: "WWWOOOAAARRGG!!!"

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love love love

The song by the beatles that you CANNOT get out of your head no matter how much it pisses you off.

First Guy: "Love, love, love... "

Second Guy: "AARGH! No! Its stuck in my head now you wanker!"

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bmx

One of the three skatepark sports (bmxing, skateboarding and rollerblading) where the bmxer rides their bikes and does 540s out of the bowl and other massive shit. Often (but not always) they seem to have a problem with skateboarders and rollerbladers, but are ignored by both. If you Bmx, then beware of the skaters and bladers as they will get in your landing zone. If you skate or blade, beware of bmxers as they are really fast and heavy and hurt when they hit you.

And even though I skate, I didnt bag out bmxing. Its a shame it doesnt work the other way around.

First Guy: "Hey! Dya see that 360 tailwhip barspin! It was awesome!"

Bmxer Guy: "Uh, skating sucks!"

Skater Guy doesnt even bother bagging out bmxing and gets back to his Heelflip tailslides on the grindbox.

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smiley

When someone burns their arm with a lighter, so that the remaining burn mark looks like a smiley face. Fun to do when intoxicated. There is no point to it, so dont try and find one.

First Guy: "Heeaay maan! Gimme ya lighterer, Im gonna do a smiley"

Second Guy: "Here, go ahead"

First Guy: (burn burn burn) "Yeaah! Im awesome!"

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increase the peace

Increase (make more of) the peace (opposite of fighting).

Means the same as decrease the war, but its better coz it rhymes.

First Guy: "Im gonna bash your f**king head in!"

Second Guy: "Increase the peace, man."

First Guy: "OK then."

Second guy: "Yeeaahh! I didnt get bashed!"

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boxie

1. A cheap and effective way to get drunk and puke, that consists of a bag of low quality wine inside a box, drunk by people who cant even afford a beer. Also known as a "2 buck chuck"

First Guy: "Im gonna buy a boxie and get smashed and wreck the house and then chuck everywhere!"

Second Guy: "AWEWSOME! Me too!"

Third Guy: "Blaaargh!!"

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