MBK

Acronym for the baudy game, often played in offices, "Marry Boff Kill", with "boff" being a less offensive term to use in the office environment, or when being referenced on television, than than fuck.

In this game, the names of three people are proposed, which can be colleagues, movie stars, bosses, politicians, etc. The participants then announce, if hypothetically forced to choose a role for each person, which one they would marry, which they would "boff", and which one they would kill.

The game was featured in an episode of 30 Rock.

Q: "MBK - Sheila, Brenda, Rita"
A: "Marry Brenda, boff Sheila, and kill Rita."

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Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.

I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

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