Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

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Girls

The female half of the population. A species that men will never understand. A needy species that crave love and obviously chocolate.

Man: You wanna go out tonight?

Woman: Can't. It's that time of month.

*Hangs up*
Man: What the fuck? again!?

Man's friend: I'll never understand girls.

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