Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

bunny blower

A woman who likes having sexual relations with only individuals who have extremely hair genitals.

“Yeah I’ve heard about her, she’s a total bunny blower”

Oregon Obliterator

The act of having sex with someone in the woods against a tree while an animal watches.

“Bro you should’ve been there last night, I gave this girl an Oregon Obliterator!”