Intimiwank

The act of masturbating AT someone as a crass act of intimidation. Common in prisons, boarding schools and video conference calls.

"Watch yourself around him, he tries to get his way by use of the old intimiwank"

Camden Cigar

A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.

Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates