Alex

Alex is a fucking cringe-fest. He sucks ass and will never get any. He is probably goth and no one likes him. Autistic guys kiss him. He has a playlist of old memes on youtube and listens to Metallica. He paints his nails like a faggot and "jokingly" does gay shit. But somehow people like him. And surprisingly he is not gay at all. But everyone thinks he is. He hates most memes. Shit like yeet. He dates a Mexican version of Hulk Hogan. He likes Trump. But there is nothing really wrong with that one. He plays guitar and sucks at it. He probably has a D in science. To sum it up, He's a fucking nerd.

Guy 1: Dude look at Alex. Guy 2: He probably only has pimples on his dick

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