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When a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.
Friend: What happened to your leg!?
Girl: My boyfriend gave me the Achy Breaky Heart.
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When having sex with a girl, the girl must wear a mask of her father and if her father is dead she has to wear a skeleton mask.
Girl: Lets do something kinky!
Guy: Are you up for the party city?
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