reverse nesquick

A term commonly used to describe the passage of liquid faeces, i.e diarrhoea. Nequick used as a comparative context due to similarities in colour and texture. i.e Vanilla if you're top girl

"After eating that Chicken Treat, i had a bad case of reverse nesquick"

packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.

"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"