PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

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Firefighter

A firefighter is someone that we all admire. Usually this is occupation is similar to police officers only firefighters are better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, and eat box on the reg. it is offensive to firefighters to confuse them with police officers as 10 times out of 10 firefighters are superior in every aspect.

Me: I'm not good enough to be a firefighter :(
Steve: me neither, then let's be cops!

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Puppet

English slang for penis, originating in the north/midlands.

Aup duck, are you going to get your chops round my puppet or what?

Trout

Slang/euphemism for the female genitalia, however sometimes used as a greeting in place of mate or pal.

Example 1:Get your fucking trout out love.
Example 2:Aup trout, how’s it going?