CrossEyed

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.

Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.

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clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

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nappy

British word for diaper.

Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.

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lambfart

An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.

After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.

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scoot

Verb: describes when a dog rubs its dirty anus along the carpet to dislodge clagnuts. See also scoot ass.

We will have to train Rover not to scoot in the lounge before we buy new carpet.

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champers

Champagne. See also bubbly,cris,moet,and bolly.

La de fucking dah get the fucking champers out I want to get pissed up.

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hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

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