champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

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RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.

We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.

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Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.

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moet

Typically a reference to Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial. Complex French champagne with rich fruit - a complex and appealing style. Brut Impérial is a balanced assemblage of the three vine varieties disclosing a succession of elegant and harmonious sensations, a fresh maturity, supple and refined lines, inspiring well-being and an emotion which is appreciated and shared. Pale yellow with shades of green.Subtely vinous, with a vine and lime blossom attack. Delicate well-balanced; leaves behind a sense of harmony, mellowness.

Moët? Isn't that the the one 'ladies' drink out of straws at the races?

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keks

British slang term for underpants.

I had to peel my keks off I'd had them on for so long.

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salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

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clut

Brit slang: A clumsy person.

You might want to move those lead crystal glasses as Tom is a right clut when he's stoned.

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