pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

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fandabbydosey

Expression of delight or approval popularised by the character "Jimmy Cranky" on British children's television during the 1980's.

I have a crisp new one pound note for you to spend on gay porn little Jimmy.

FANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!

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Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".

I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.

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brai

South African / Zimbabwean slang for a barbeque.

Let's sink some tinnies and whack some steaks on the brai.

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art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

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GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

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caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

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