stag

1. A man about to be married (particularly when on a night out (known as a stag do) with his friends to celebrate his final few days of pre-conjugal freedom.)

2. A male-only social gathering

3. A man who attends a social gathering without their partner.

4. The adult male of various deer, especially the red deer.

1. Paddy is the stag when we go to Newcastle.

2. I can't wait to go on Paddy's stag.

3. Paddy came out as a stag in Newcastle.

4. Look at that beautiful stag - make sure you keep down-wind.

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lecky

British colloqualism for electricity.

You should see the size of my lecky bill over the winter!

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chalk

London expression for coke (cocaine)

That's mighty fine chalk you've managed to acquire from Bristol.

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cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

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switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

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hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

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humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

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