stag

1. A man about to be married (particularly when on a night out (known as a stag do) with his friends to celebrate his final few days of pre-conjugal freedom.)

2. A male-only social gathering

3. A man who attends a social gathering without their partner.

4. The adult male of various deer, especially the red deer.

1. Paddy is the stag when we go to Newcastle.

2. I can't wait to go on Paddy's stag.

3. Paddy came out as a stag in Newcastle.

4. Look at that beautiful stag - make sure you keep down-wind.

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stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

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Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

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beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

g13

Strain of marijuana bred for potency under a government funded project at the University Of California.

Mo-fo that G13 crippled me! But I kept having to hoof more and more.

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spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

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clippered

Describes the feeling of acute intoxication due to the consumption of marijuana.

Be careful if Tom passes you a joint - it will get you completely clippered.

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