spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

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stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

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Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

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beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

g13

Strain of marijuana bred for potency under a government funded project at the University Of California.

Mo-fo that G13 crippled me! But I kept having to hoof more and more.

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quimga

something with idiotic attributes or relating to moronic thoughts or ideas

That quimga stole my car! Kill him!

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

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